Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need him! LOL



Embarrassing! Embarrassing! Dang, talk about “when keeping it real goes wrong!”  The black man seems to have all the markers of “hard-core” black masculinity down: Cornrows; check! Dark locs (sunglasses); check! Black vernacular; check! Snoop Dogg flannel; chezzik! Prison stance; check! Misguided rage; checkmate!

All jokes aside, the tragedy in this video comes from the girl who records this nonsense as she offers terrible advice to the drunk black man.  She urges the black man to aggressively pursue the older white man, and once he begins to take a beating, she suggests suing the veteran.  There is no doubt that the white man is crazy, and he did not help ease the situation with his repeated inferences to the black man’s inferiority.

The situation could have been avoided all together if both men did not have such a disheartening belief in patriarchal politics.  Social scientist, Allan Johnson observes that an adherence to patriarchy, “encourages men to incorporate into their core sense of self the ability to always be in control and invest themselves to the appearance of always being in control [...] and because, like every illusion, it carries with it the potential to come crashing down with devastating effect.”  This situation lends itself perfectly to what Johnson claims is the deficiency in the global system of patriarchy.  The black man really does not want to go over there, but everything in his appearance encapsulates his consciousness and brings him to a false-sense of bravado that ends with him being humiliated on YouTube.  

The white man suffers mental scars instead of the physical scars he inflicts upon the black man.  His behavior is not befitting of a man with the wisdom that elders are associated with in many cultures.  He looked more like a scared and isolated man with a terrible temper.  Random ridiculousness!

Look At Me: Mandingo!!!


“That THING you love.”  I can’t and I won’t, but I must comment on this commercial that has been getting major runs on National TV.  The commercial tries it’s hardest (no pun intended) to come off as harmless, but it clearly wraps about eight different black masculine stereotypes together and rolls them neatly into a 30 second “manmercial.”  Now let’s take a look back at him:

1st: Black man with no clothes, but a towel, essentially naked!
2nd: Phallic symbol - the shower head with water running.
3rd: Phallic symbol - Old Spice bootle definitely phallic.
4th: At the 10 second mark he tells the viewer to “Look down! Back Up!” Clear reference to the aforementioned sexualization of the bathroom scene. 

Wow! And it keeps going...

5th: On a boat he suggests you can be “with the man your man could smell like.”  I did not forget but, maybe some Americans have forgot, most blacks came over on a boat--slave ships to be exact. And, I guess, by using Old Spice I can capture those hyper-sexualized pheromones blacks are associated with throughout history.  “Give us Free!”


6th: He holds an oyster--long associated with resembling a vagina and a noted aphrodisiac--and then two phallic-like tickets appear, maybe suggesting he has the potency of two phalluses??

7th: Magical diamonds take the place of the female “splash” or orgasm.  I’m surprised they did not get Mr. Blood Diamond himself, Djimon Hounsou to star in this phallocentric conundrum.

8th: He ends up on horse, and he now can complete the racist commercial as a centaur!

All this black masculinity bottled up, packaged, owned, and distributed by Old Spice!

Tiger Woods: The Tragic Cablinasian!

The blackening of Tiger Woods, since his martial problem began in November, has been overstated by the media. It is clear, in America, if a person has anything other than “pure” white characteristics or, so much as a drop of “other” within their blood, that person is black! So, the commentary that Tiger is going through a “Negro” initiation, is essentially claiming that, as Americans, we live in a post-racial world. *FAIL* Tigers knows he is black, evident in his invention of a new race, Cablinasian, as Tiger proclaimed himself to be in 1997. It does not get any more transparent than that, proclaiming yourself as a transcendent racial “other,” to make sure everyone thinking person knows you are aware of deep prejudices in America. Racial politics unquestionably materialized into his reality and permeated Tiger’s consciousness enough for him to address his race.

But, in my humble opinion, imagining oneself in a metaphysical way, suggests a eternalization of stereotypical American male trope of individualism. Therefore, envisioning himself as an all-powerful super-force of change is standard behavior for a MAN in Tiger’s position--a “black” athlete in an exclusively all-white dominated sport. The hopes (sponsorship) and desires (commercials) of the corporatocracy and their obedient consumers are placed on the shoulders of this exotic Cablinasian--to take them to an otherworldly space where they can discharge all the pinned up tension created by the American racial politics. All of this excrement creates a odorless stench that reinforces Tiger’s stature as the ideal male. Conversely, Tiger’s inability to smell himself lets arrogance and isolation grow into piles of masculine weeds that choke the life out of his passion--golf.

Tiger, fortunately, lost his cloak of untouchability in the media by letting his infidelities seep through the “paper thin” wall he created which in turn, affected his marriage to Elin Woods. I say fortunately because, I can see how lonely Tiger was in his statement and how much he suffers, not from being a racial “other,” but from what remains the underpinning to his saga, the male stereotype.

“Winning at all costs,” “hiding one’s emotions,” “compete intensely,” and, “earning the big bucks” are all tropes of what author, Doug Cooper Thompson observes as the, “code of conduct” that governs the male stereotype. Thompson believes males unconsciously identify with this type of socialization and he warns, “[...] when we look more closely, we find that many males who do ‘buy‘ the message [...] end up paying a very high price for their conformity.” Tiger’s penalty for his submission to the male stereotype will ultimately end with his being enslaved to the American corporate interests. Furthermore, corporate media (ESPN) will encase him in a box set in the sub-realist realm of the consumer-driven news-entertainment field; consequently, leading the corporate media’s slave overseers to release their jealousy in the form of “objective” journalism.

The simulacrum of Tiger Woods, a human corporation, wholeheartedly reinforces the meaning of the male stereotype. The tragic part of this story is how lonely Tiger must have felt within his marriage. This man, Tiger Woods, who exhibits all the most desirable characteristics the American imagination projects as the ideal masculine athlete, could not bring himself to share the most intimate details of his life with the person he sleeps and shares children with; how harrowing! Again, I say his mistakes were fortunate, in the sense that, Tiger can hopefully begin to heal from his blind allegiance to the male stereotype, and preserve the relationships outside the narrow box of masculinity, which unfortunately, his professional career will most certainly be indebted to-- forever.